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thewayne1) If you think Quidditch is somewhere you left your truck...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
2) If you bought your wand at Walmart...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
3) If your wand is held together with duct tape...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
4) If you think Hogwarts is a new event at the county fair...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
5) If you store your potions in a mason jar...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
6) If your car is smarter than you are...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
7) If you think the Ministry of Magic is the new local church...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
8) If your animagus form is a coon dog...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
9) If you think Voldemort is a new foreign car...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
10) If you think Madame Hooch charges by the hour...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
11) If you use your crystal ball to find out the results of the next NASCAR race...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
12) If your favorite flavor of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Bean is Budweiser...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
13) If you bring a stadium seat to a Quidditch match...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
14) If you think your school colors are plaid...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
15) If one of your spells involves the incantation of "Git-R-Done"...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
16) If one of your potion's main ingredients is Kool-Aid...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
17) If your wand is freshly whittled...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
18) If your broom is the John Deere 2000...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
19) If you have a confederate flag on the back of your broom...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
20) If your Quidditch match is sponsored by Budweiser...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
21) If your familiar is a basset hound named Trigger...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
22) If your favorite spell is transfiguring a 12 pack to a 24 pack...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
2) If you bought your wand at Walmart...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
3) If your wand is held together with duct tape...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
4) If you think Hogwarts is a new event at the county fair...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
5) If you store your potions in a mason jar...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
6) If your car is smarter than you are...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
7) If you think the Ministry of Magic is the new local church...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
8) If your animagus form is a coon dog...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
9) If you think Voldemort is a new foreign car...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
10) If you think Madame Hooch charges by the hour...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
11) If you use your crystal ball to find out the results of the next NASCAR race...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
12) If your favorite flavor of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Bean is Budweiser...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
13) If you bring a stadium seat to a Quidditch match...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
14) If you think your school colors are plaid...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
15) If one of your spells involves the incantation of "Git-R-Done"...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
16) If one of your potion's main ingredients is Kool-Aid...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
17) If your wand is freshly whittled...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
18) If your broom is the John Deere 2000...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
19) If you have a confederate flag on the back of your broom...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
20) If your Quidditch match is sponsored by Budweiser...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
21) If your familiar is a basset hound named Trigger...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
22) If your favorite spell is transfiguring a 12 pack to a 24 pack...You Might Be a Redneck Wizard
